i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
(via guccigurrl)
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
OH LORD I’M DYING
IT’S BACK!
(Source: fucker-icons, via lesbo-lexxi-bitch)
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
(via lesbo-lexxi-bitch)
I’ll just be like
(Source: lmaogtfo)
